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We all miss flights, some of them are very important and make us very angry. I think for those who have missed those important flights, this might be a video worth watching :).

Some facts – The video seems to be at some gate in the Hong Kong Airport. The language does not matter 🙂

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The complaint letter was supposed to be sent to Sir Richard Branson and is supposed to be world’s funniest passenger complaint letter. Sir Branson has been confirmed to have called the author of the letter to thank him for the letter.

The letter goes like follows (from Telegraph) –

Dear Mr Branson

REF: Mumbai to Heathrow 7th December 2008

I love the Virgin brand, I really do which is why I continue to use it despite
a series of unfortunate incidents over the last few years. This latest
incident takes the biscuit.

Ironically, by the end of the flight I would have gladly paid over a thousand
rupees for a single biscuit following the culinary journey of hell I was
subjected to at thehands of your corporation.

Look at this Richard. Just look at it: [see image 1, above].

I imagine the same questions are racing through your brilliant mind as were
racing through mine on that fateful day. What is this? Why have I been given
it? What have I done to deserve this? And, which one is the starter, which
one is the desert?

You don’t get to a position like yours Richard with anything less than a
generous sprinkling of observational power so I KNOW you will have spotted
the tomato next to the two yellow shafts of sponge on the left. Yes, it’s
next to the sponge shaft without the green paste. That’s got to be the clue
hasn’t it. No sane person would serve a desert with a tomato would they.
Well answer me this Richard, what sort of animal would serve a desert with
peas in: [see image 2, above].

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Choochy the white poodle caused a raucous at Boston’s Logan Airport. She broke free on the tarmac after her “cramped” flight from Detroit landed at 7:15p on Saturday October 25th 2008. She was successful “to elude nearly a dozen Massport employees and State Police, holding up runway traffic as she cavorted on the tarmac”. She managed to delay 8 flights for about 20 minutes each.

Imagine to be on a flight about to land at the airport and being told that they cannot land due to a poodle on ground :).

From Boston Globe

Gideon Lester, who was headed to New York, watched from his window
aboard his 11 a.m. US Airways flight, which sat on the runway for 25
minutes as five Massport vans drove in circles trying to corral Choochy.The
poodle “seemed to be having a good time,” said Lester, artistic
director of the American Repertory Theatre. “They looked like they were
running cattle.”His fellow passengers were mostly amused rather
than annoyed by the runaway, he said, but were “a little incredulous
that it would take so many men so many hours to catch this little dog.”

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Recently, there was a fictitious airline called “Derrier-Air” running advertisements in The Inquirer, Daily News and philly.com for the Philadelphia region.

Key points about the fictitious Airlines (from here) –

  • First Carbon neutral luxury airline
  • Cost of a ticket = (Passenger + Luggage Weight) x Cost per Pound
  • Luxury Airlines – “There will simply be too many extras and treats on our flights to list
    here, but highlights will include: gorgeous air hosts and hostesses,
    golden-age Rat Pack films, top-shelf vodka Martinis, on-demand video
    blackjack, spacious private washrooms outfitted with porcelain fixtures
    and gilded faucets, gourmet snacks, on-board masseuses, loofah scrubs
    and, of course, digital cable!

So for 200 pounds of me and my bags, my ticket price would be –
Philly to Los Angeles – $450; Philly to Chicago – $280; Philly to Dallas – $320; Philly to Miami – $330 ;Philly to Denver – $380


At the bottom of their Advertisement 🙂 –
The Derrie-Air campaign is a fictitious advertising campaign created by
Philadelphia Media Holdings to test the results of advertising in our
print and online products and to stimulate discussion on a timely
environmental topic of interest to all citizens. All names, identities,
characters, persons, whether living or dead, companies, situations,
offers, products, services, and other information appearing in this
campaign and the associated website are fictitious. Any resemblance to
real or fictitious names, identities, characters, persons, whether
living or dead, companies, situations, offers, products, services, or
other information, is purely coincidental and unintentional. In other
words, smile, we’re pulling your leg.

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Beautiful woman sleeping in business class, a camera phone and a …..

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From WestJet Flight and very funny flight attendants 🙂 –

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